I’m feeling a little funny…I mean punny today! Do you have a pun to add? Leave a comment today.
- The church choir robes were too long and needed to be hymned.
- Newsbreak! Newsbreak! Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery!
- What kind of tree grows on your hand? A palm tree.
- Some mathematicians are reluctant to cosine a loan. Get it??
- What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
- I have a job crushing pop cans. It’s soda pressing.
- What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.
- A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary.